Yay, today was super fun.
Hahaha, filled with much laughs and stupid jokes.
First off was haircheck. Stayed back with others who didn't go for the haircheck yesterday or failed it the first time round.
And initially I thought I was going to pass. Then he suddenly took a scissors and started snipping off the fray ends of my fringe that were crossing my eyebrows. AHHHH.
Now I have a fantastic straight fringe. Love it people, I don't know if it can be considered a bang though. Wooohooo, tanny dan's imfamous big bangs. Sorry for being a little random, I am a little high right now.
(:

Then during recess, one entire gang was fooling around with the two CH bears. Hahaha, they are children's toys for god sake but noo, we had to use them sexual innuendos.
We put them in erm, sexual positions and it was frigging funny.
Shall upload the pictures later, so watch out for them!

Headed to science center at 1.15pm.
On the way there, the class was busy chit chatting. Then in order to get us to take a photo, Mr Tan said : " Okay class! 1,2,3 say I love sex! " HAHAHA.
And the photo taken probably had us mouthing the word "sex".
Woooo, shall look back at the picture years later and reminiscence about stuff like this.

Reached science center at 1.45 and all of us went for the lectures. It was okay, i mean with all the cool gadgets and all. (i think they were considered gadgets.)
Ended that lecture at about 3 and we explored science center. Reached some funky place with the place where we could test our strength with the hammer. Ugh, my best was 134 only. Bryan got highest with 148. But it was damn funny because we could just sit on the target and it will automatically reach 150 which was the max.
Hahah, we made a video too but too bad it's with jordan. Shall get him to send it to me and will upload it up here. (:

Ah it was super retarded laaaa.
Then ate at mac's. And there was this challenge to eat an entire packet of salt for $10. And the catch was, you couldn't drink water for the next 10 minutes. Ahh, I think whoever ate the entire packet of salt is going to find his hair start dropping by tomorrow.
Oh oh, and you know in mac donald's there is this tv that shows everyone's message right?
My class went to spam nonsense there, which was hilarious because half of the class was just stoning and watching the tv for more funny stuff.
Some of the smses were:

"hex mum love jin shan shun."
"i love james. he rocks too!"
"xiaostorm loves mel and aixin and yihuan."

But the best one was the one sent by Jordan.

"eugene is a short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever. short boy forever."

Hahaha, so we headed back to CHS on the bus and was fooling around once again.
Reached school and confirmed the dinner timing tomorrow with the class.
Okay, its getting late already. I shouldn't be online at this time but I still am.
Got a big day tomorrow, shall stop here.
Goodnight people.




one should always stay happy,
because whatever that doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
and remember, there may just be a surprise,
waiting for you the very next day.
:)

Behold people.
The return of Jonny is here!
Hahaha, yes it means that I'm going back to school tomorrow.
I know all of you have been missing me alot. That's why I'm returning so soon.
Woohooo.
To be frank, I have been bored to death being stuck at home.
But the sudden thought of all the catching up I need to do as well as the past homework and previous tests i missed just makes me want to sleep through everything.
Oh well, the price to pay for missing school.

I am so dead when I go back.
Goodbye people. And I deleted the quiz already.
Sorry but I suddenly feel like letting others know about certain stuff.

Oh oh, and Manchester United is so going to kick Barcelona's ass at Old Trafford!
Go United!

thanks everyone for wishing me well.
i hope i can go back to school soon. the itch is killing me.
should be back in a few days, although there are cases that lasted a few months hahaha.

and a piece of advice to all of you people out there:

when asking if someone is well, don't start with " hello. are you going to die?"
hahaha, it sounds super depressing.
okay, time to disinfect my bedsheets.

oh and good luck to everyone who are taking their exams right now.
will be praying for you guys :)

BURN IN HELL YOU MITES.

/edited



i swear the layering scissors is one of mankind's best ever creation.
okay so maybe i exaggerated.
but its still kickass!
:D


you know what?
i still have no idea what you're upset about.
if its over what i said before then i'm sorry.
perhaps you mistook whatever i said casually as something else.
and if you didn't like me koping fries then please say so.
maybe its because i am too used being in chs, everyone just take each other's food and its okay.

i mean i wouldn't know how you feel unless you tell me right?
and i hope that you won't take this personally.
this is an official apology to whatever i've done and pissed you off.
cause to be honest, i am such a dumbass and insensitive at times.
can you forgive me?

i don't even know if he will read this entry. sigh.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
TODAY IS SUCH A FUCKED UP DAY.

CHELSEA WON A FUCKING PENALTY IN THE 85TH MINUTE AGAINST MANUTD?
WHAT THE FUCK?
maybe i should just go kill myself now.


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Chinese prelims 2 is officially screwed.
I didn't finish both paper 1 and paper 2.
Sigh. Hopefully I can even scrape a B.

Afternoon basketball session again <3
Played my heart out from 2.30 - 6.30. At least I can forget about me being a total failure.
):

Went beyond godlike in a match pitting hector, lik yong and myself against 4 others. I think the final score was 7 - 1?
Anyway we totally dominated, and I finally scored with a N1 trick! Hahahaha yessss, the sense of accomplishment is so great.
Crossed over twice and rushed towards the rim and did a high layup to avoid being blocked. The ball just hit the tip of the black square box at the top right corner and it dropped into the net silently.

And the weekend is here finally! YAY.
I want to slack slack slack,
and listen to emo songs all night long.
Goodbye then.



Well, I'm willing to break myself
To shake this hell from everything I touch
I'm willing to bleed for days my... reds and grays
So you don't hurt so much.

i changed my mind.
you are my punk rock princess.
:)

today was extremely funny, especially during history lesson.
xiaowee, shiyuan, jordan, aaron and me were laughing halfway thru the video because of ____________________. (ahem ahem)
then suddenly mr tan asked why the commotion and xw said a super lame and corny joke.

xw : "why is mas selamat 2/3 woman?"
mr tan : "okay tell me why."
xw : " because he is wanted (one third) man! hahahahaha!"

laughter ensued.
however none of us expected another epic winner moment coming so soon.

mr tan asked us at the end of the lesson if we could stay back for a hour after chinese prelims tomorrow.
and joshua said " wah cannot la mr tan. we need to eat our lunch. "
he replied : " aiyah you guys can eat all you want from 10-11. plus you can afford to not eat. "


HAHAHAHA OMFG PWNT.
okay so others who don't know who joshua timothy ong wouldn't get the joke. he is aka FAT ONG thus the irony.
bwahaha, so retarded.

which reminds me, i attended history lesson because i couldn't go for the nygs conference. ):
but it was a blessing in disguise, sorta. because of the many laughs we had during history haha.

okay, tomorrow is chinese prelims 2!
i am taking a huge gamble by not mugging it.
not sure why though, i know i should be doing so right now.
but there's this feeling inside me that says no, not yet.

i like 黑白配.
yilin owes me one forfeit. ahahah.
but i owe her one too, so let's not make things too difficult.
you go easy on me, i go easy on you okay?
:X

and long bus rides are nice.
sitting there, watching the nice scenery.
as the greenery passes, so does time.
without knowing it, i am already back home.
see, it isn't really that far.


oh i almost forgot.
this dude is amazing. great cover of Vertigo by U2.
check it out.
Vertigo Guitar Cover


pop princess make me smile.
pop princess drives me wild.
gahh, sorry i am addicted to pop princess out of a sudden.

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY CINDY!
Ah yes cousin, you are getting older. (:

I am scared of bouldering now.
Shi yuan was sporting me and I didn't dare to get back down to the ground.
He was doing this to my butt:


Was scared he was going to anal me or something if I fell down lol.
Hahaha okay that was random.

Oh, and to 4-1:
miss chow's birthday celebration has been changed to THIS COMING MONDAY!
Its at SAKAE SUSHI. SO MAKE YOURSELVES FREE! We are going to order 31 sets of buffet meals so we can eat our hearts out.
:D

Afternoon basketball sessions.
Good way to keep mind off things, don't you think so too?
Woooohooo, and I am finally able to score layups again.
Come on, challenge me in basketball ;)

/editted.

Beware if you play "It Ends Tonight" by the All-American Rejects in 4-1.
They WILL sing along to it. HAHAHAHA

"WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHTTTTT."


Unos, dos, tres, catorce.
Turn it up load captain!

SORRY FOR _________________, ________.




nothing is sound.
less is more.
maybe i should just shut up.


maybe I've been the problem, maybe I'm the one to blame.
but even when I turn it off and blame myself, the outcome feels the same.
i've been thinkin maybe I've been partly cloudy, maybe I'm the chance of rain.
maybe I'm overcast, and maybe all my lucks washed down the drain.

Disclaimer : Before I start blogging about the RGS forum, let me make this clear.
I DIDN'T GO TO RGS JUST TO LOOK AT GIRLS. YOU ALL MAKE ME SOUND LIKE I AM DESPERATE OR SOMETHING!

-----------------------

Raffles Girls School Forum 2. ( Alternate routes in education. )


Went to RGS with shawn, shan wei and andrew. I wasn't really familiar with the other 4 people from 4-3. Oh well.
Met at j8 around 5pm to take a taxi there. Taxi fare courtesy of mr heng. (:
But andrew and shan wei's taxi driver didn't know how to go RGS and in the end, drove them around Orchard. Haha, their bill cost like $14.

Waited for the rest before heading in. At the gate, we were greeted by this group of guides who thought that we were there for their annual campfire. So when we told them we were there for the forum they were so embarrassed but ushered us in nonetheless. Then we met a teacher and he led us into the cyber learning center. And you know what? Their school has a LIFT! Ahh, super jealous. Even though CHS had it before it was renovated, but their lift went all the way to the fourth floor. One higher than ours. xD

Went inside the CLC and upon reaching, it was really really awkward. 8 guys admist 100 other girls. And all of them academically much superior to ours. Gah, why did I even agree to go?
And they cheered when we went in so it felt super weird.
So after sitting down for about 10 minutes, the 3 speakers arrived and the forum started.

The guys were like " EHHH WAIT A MINUTE. YOU MEAN ONLY CATHOLIC HIGH WAS INVITED? BUT MR HENG TOLD US OTHER SCHOOLS WOULD BE HERE! "

Yeap, a classic case of jacked. No wonder he didn't want to come with us.
Sigh. Anyway, during the short 2 hours I realised that the students from RGS were really much more intellectual than us. The way they articulated and the poise in which they delivered their questions were all so baffling. ( to us anyway. )
Naturally being their guests, it was imperative that we asked a few questions too during the Q&A or it would seem that we went there to stone.

But the questions were more like bombardments to the speakers as two guys from 4-3 kept saying they felt that the IP programme was not justified and so on. Hello, if it was not justified, would the government even implement it in the first? Like duh.
And now, CHS's reputation is now in shambles because of just the TWO of them.

To top it off, when I went up to collect the token of appreciation, the back of my shirt was untucked. Then the crowd went " OOOOOOO". Ahhh. It was such a screw up.
Oh my god. Even though someone said that at least I didn't make CHS students seem like toots but the damage has already been done. Oh no.

At the end of the forum, we had a little bit of refreshments and the girls came up to talk to us. They were quite sociable. Initially thought that they will be more reserved but on the contary, they just kept chatting and chatting.

Uhh, forgot their names already. But it was a good experience talking with them.
Nonetheless, I still may get to see them in May because of the student leader investiture! Hahaha. One was a prefect and another was a congress member. (sort of a class monitress)
Yup, sadly they had to go and clear up the mess. And we weren't allowed to help.
So we parted from there on.

Took a bus to far east plaza and took 54 back home with andrew, shan wei and shawn.
And tadaaa, reached home at about 9.30pm.

My my, that was a wordy post.
Haha, enough of blogging already.
Goodbye my faithful readers!
:)

Going RGS for some forum thingy tomorrow.
Is anyone willing to accompany me there? I know there's only 5 people chosen per school but still.
Kinda honoured I got chosen even though I don't know why.
Hahaha.

Watch out RGS, jonny is coming.
And with a vengeance.
:)

Name: Jonathan Tan (23) Date: 31st March 2008
Class: 4-1

Flight

As an imprudent youngster, people have always advised me against doing anything adventurous for fear of recklessness. It was a taboo to place me in charge of affairs, especially vital undertakings that involve human lives. In fact, so much so that it sort of became a running joke in the family. Of course, I understood that they were made in pure amusement and I harbored no animosity.

Rio de Janeiro was not exactly the perfect district to grow up in. In fact, it was more like a slum. As you may have guessed, I was not born with a sliver spoon in my mouth. I lived with my mother who only barely managed to put food on the table. She constantly struggled with three jobs to put food on the table. My father? I did not have one, or rather I did not know who he was. As far as I could remember, I had been living with my mother practically for all my life.

Despite the atrocious state of the slum, there was a place that I simply adored. It was an open pasture on the top of the hill, way above the sea level where it was serene and quiet. The pasture was where I probably spent most of my halcyon days. As I lay on the viridian grass, looking up upon the cerulean skies aimlessly, as though I was searching for a purpose in life.

Then, I saw it for the first time. It was love at first sight, the magnificent airplane. Upon seeing the behemothic piece, a product of human engineering soaring in and out of sight between clouds, it left a sensational feeling stirring in my heart. Perhaps due to my audacious tenacity for anything breathtaking, my adrenaline skyrocketed. And I had an insatiable desire to one day, be able to fly.

And now as I look back upon the past, nostalgia constantly reminded me about the times I spent here to emancipate from the worries of life; the harsh truth of reality. Perhaps, dreams do come true if you prayed hard enough. The bane of being a sentimental person has its flaws too. Moments before landing, I was still pondering to visit my childhood estate. It was the worst possible excuse for a town, yet I eventually decided to proceed to the shanty slum.

Familiar sights greeted my eyes immediately upon touchdown. The same old torn down buildings, the same old corrugated roads. As I walk down the oh so familiar steps, each inching towards the only place I still hold dear in my heart, I know that I have made it.

And there it was, in all its glory and serenity. The place where my dream had begun. It was evergreen as usual, just like when I left it. Scant fragrance of the perennial daffodils still littered the pasture. As I was embracing the fond memories, a plane jetted past the blue backdrop. It was just like that day.
Except that now, my dream has indeed taken flight.

I need painkillers. now.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY MOM?
SHE IS SUCH A BITCH.
SERIOUSLY, I WAS IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. BUT THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT ALL. TO HELL WITH HER CURFEWS, TWISTED REASONING AND RETARDED MINDSET THAT DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO HAVE PERSONAL SAVINGS.


you know what, i think i should just run away from home.
its not as if anyone gives a damn.
i know 1 person who wouldn't.

Okay folks, its official.
I am going to die of high cholesterol levels. Ate 4 eggs today without realising. Dieeeee.
2 for breakfast, 1 for lunch and 1 for dinner.
Get ready to see my face in the obituaries of the straits time tomorrow.

But even if I do die tomorrow, I can die peacefully knowing that Man Utd beat Arsenal 2-1 at Old Trafford yesterday night.
March on, red devils. We shall whoop Barcelona's ass in the champions league and Chelsea's in the premiership.

And for all those people who do have the Straits Time with you, please refer to today's edition of Home and go to page 11.
:)

Went to celebrate grandma's birthday with the family.
When I say family, I really mean family. Cousins and uncles and aunts all included.
:D

The food wasn't really that fantastic but it was a decent change for all the bread I have been eating these past 3 weeks for lunch.
I sound like I can't afford rice or anything hahaha.

Too bad I sat pretty much at the corner so couldn't talk much with my cousins. ):
Especially cindy and sarah, since its been real long since we really talked face to face since they hardly come for any gatherings. See la, somemore sit at different tables.

And xiao shu kept complimenting all the girls there as beauties.

"Waaa, all don't drink coke. No wonder have such a slender figure and pretty face."
(translated from chinese)

Hahaha, he is such a joker. So much more funny and entertaining than my dad. My dad only talks about studies/university/army/studies/army/army/army and lastly, army. Gahh, if I heard the word army again in this lifetime, it will really be too soon.

One good thing about this gathering is, I realised the ManUtd jersey looks so effing great on me!
No kidding, I think anyone who wears it instantaneously looks cool, even for someone with the kind of looks I've got.
Therefore, I conclude that we are going to win both the premiership and the champions league this season to complete a double!
Bwahaha.

And nooooooooo, i feel depressed whenever I stand beside sarah.
Cause she is 2 years younger than me but she is almost as tall.
And it was damn funny when xiao shu asked her if she had been playing basketball secretly.
I played basketball since last year but there's still no effects!
Sigh, maybe its time to resign to my fate.



Damn, I still find myself staring at the jersey.
And I've added the black away kit to the red one I wore today! <3

Sorry but I am a little tired today so I shall blog in points.
Stupid swollen eye, I can't really open my left eye now so I am super tempted to just close my eyes and sleep.
And with this kind of cooling weather, graaah.

• Met yilin at 12. Took mrt to Orchard to accompany her buy the book entitled twilight.
• Raining like mad and my socks became totally soaked.
• Went to Wisma to eat at food republic. Mmmm, been a long time since I last ate kimchi.
• Went back to Ang Mo Kio to look for jason.
• Slacked at library for awhile.
• I merely slept the entire time there. Cannot blame me, the air-con felt so good.
• Saw xiaowee & norman doing flag day. Haha, donated what I had left in my wallet to them.
  (:
  
• Went back to AMK hub for ice cream and then took the bus home.

Excuse me while I drown myself in my songs.
I am an accident prone kid, yes I know.

HAHAHA. I suddenly got reminded by shiyuan about this funny scenario a few days back.
Cause we were crossing the 4 way junction from chs to j8 and we made a joke about what will happen if shiyuan got banged down by a car.

So here is what would have happened if he really did get knocked down.

jon: "hey guys, imagine what will happen if a car ran over tiong now?"
*Car runs over shiyuan*
jon: "HAHAHA eh tiong (looks behind) OMFG TIONG REALLY GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR OMFG OMFG WTF!"
jovan: "YES NOW I CAN FINALLY TAKE HIS ITOUCH. OH DAMN, THE CAR RAN OVER IT TOO!"
joshua:"eh guys where is tiong? walao why is tiong sleeping on the road ar...?"

HAHAHAA.

Met up with jason, billy and andy.
Wooohooo, I missed them alot. Apparently they came back to take their O level certs.
Was pretty surprised cause I received jason's call at about 2pm and he said he was coming back chs. So there we were, slacking at canteen.
Chatted for about an hour before we all went home.
Damn, now I am really starting to miss all my friends from 4-3 '07.
Oh well, life's a bitch.

But then again, I have made new friends from 4-1 '08. And although some of them do make sarcastic and snide remarks about... I still must admit I do treat them as genuine friends. Call me naive or what, but I don't care. Despite the pretty obvious taunts, I always manage to curb my dissatisfaction to a certain extent. I guess I would do pretty much just about anything to limit conflicts.
:/

Sorry for the little ranting but deep down I do hope that I am not hated or anything. Seriously. ):



Am i really that naive?
Perhaps.

I am in a happy mood today.
Got 55/70 for the mock chinese paper 2. And its the paper that i really put effort in so I can safely say thats the result of pure concentration. Ah yesss. Now left for paper 1 components.
:X

And there was alot of commotion at the back of the class after school. Kept trying to taopok each other. Hahaha, in the end 10 over people pinned xiao wee against the wall and started gangbanging him. Next was aaron, 5 people pinned him down on the table while xiao wee spread his legs apart and faked humping him. Hahaha, really comical scene.

After that, went to the whitley basketball court. Until now, I still don't understand why is it called the whitley basketball court when its nearer to chs.
Anyway, chs had a nice match against this team from whitley consisting of 3 immensely tall guys and 1 girl. She kept flirting with all the guys and even hit on joshua once. Lol. She kinda looked like one of my cousins.

Anyway, chs got owned pretty badly in the first round. But there was this entire line of subsitutes ready to replace individuals sitting on the halfway line. So imagine the number of people there are, we nearly filled the entire width of the basketball court. Aric called us "the bench", and it was seriously damn fun.

After the whitley people left, chs had the entire half of one court to themseleves. (the other half was used by the girls basketball team from that school.)
Initially there were 3 balls being shared but we decided to sneakily hide the balls between all the people sitting on the half way line.
In the end, there was only 1 ball left and everyone was chasing after it. Seriously kampong basketball! And they DIDN'T notice it at all until hector phan threw the last ball to us. Ahhh, then we almost got taopok by 20++ others.

The balls also kept going to the girls side of the court and we had to keep apologising to them for the interruptions. Haha, but all in all, a fun day nonetheless.

I think the court is becoming a place of solace for me.


Some people run, right into the fire.
Some people hide, their every desire.

Thanks for the concern regarding the previous picture.
But it was just a JOKE.
Just so happened to get scratched by my classmate during basketball yesterday.
Haha, don't worry people. I am not emo. (: Although it looks totally kickass, it still hurts like crap.
But it was a close shave, its really damn near my arteries. Imagine if it did cut them, blood galore! As if my blood stained pe shirt wasn't bad enough.

And I am gonna whoop the next guy's ass who makes fun of my nafpa results.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.


AND GOTH ROCK OWNS.
RIP OUT THE WINGS OF A BUTTERFLY.


do you know that it takes 30,000 years to remove blood stains from a wall?
similarly... uh oh.

Stupendous day really.
Had NAFPA five station test today.
Okay, I am going to post my results up here so don't laugh or i keel you.




I know, sucks like hell. Don't mock me ):

Pretty much assured a big fat F9 in A maths. Woohoohoo, hi 5 to everyone thats gonna score zero for that test!

And sorry for being emo.
I am out of love so I decided to slash my wrist.



Yeap I cut it downwards where my main arteries are. Bleeds more, hurts more and dies faster. This is the real deal man.
Emo is teh sex.

/edited

Went to play basketball with basil, xiaowee, suanhin, joshua and richie.
Got the call from xiaowee at around 5.30pm and off we went. (:
Shiyuan went off even before me and Basil reached the basketball court.
Nooooooo, stupid tiong.
Anyway, when we reached there, there were some people from other nearby neighbourhood schools. As expected, they were being super arrogant. Indeed, empty vessels do make the most noise. Losers. And when they played, they lost every single round.
Pssft, guess what? We don't give no shit about you guys. (:

Headed to the other side of the court where there were only casual shooting of the balls.(they were playing half court.)
So it was sh, xw, b & me. Decided to play against these 4 other people.
Felt that I have almost recovered the peak of my form. Scored double digits and managed a couple of layups.
Also burnt the fatter twin(ooh mama you fat! fat cow fat cowww!) twice.
Burnt as in "盖", totally blocked the ball.

Not a bad game at all. (:


Saturday

Went to school for chinese lecture in the auditorium. Its the same old boring content and was constantly looking at the clock to strike 10.
Think it seemed forever in there, and I kept myself awake only by scribbling nonsensical stuff on my lecture notes.

Went home to bath and meet the jason, chang, jinhe & elphin. We watched untraceable which was a rather gory thriller. It was this movie on a psychotic kid broadcasting his tortured victims via live telecast through the internet. The catch? The more people tuning in, the faster his victims die.
Not a bad show, but not exactly my cup of tea.

And I still wanna watch Get Smart!
Hahaha. Seems like a funny show and it stars Drake Bell.
Anyone wanna watch it?

Anyway, we split up after the movie.
Whatever else I did afterwards shall remain a secret.
No one shall know about it.
Except for the person itself.
Oo0ooOOoo00oO...

Time to clear my long overdue homework!
Bye.




OMFG I JUST REALISED I HAVE THREE TESTS TOMORROW.
Okay fine two, if you don't count NAFPA.
Truly monday blues. ):

there is a million things that's going through my mind;
there is a million things that i feel like screaming about;
there is a million things that i can't figure out;

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight.

give me a sign.
any sign, that i should continue fighting on.

SCREW YOU ALL.
I FINALLY GOT MY MANUTD JERSEY AHAHAHAHA.

See I will
Always
Love the Reds so much
We are the team nobody else can touch

United
I love them
They're the only team I like
The other ones are shite
And now I'm gunna tell you how I feel

Fuck Peter Kenyon and Abramovich
Fuck you Mourinho you son of a bitch
Fuck Kevin Keegan and fuck Brandon Lee
Fuck Steve McManamman and fuck Man City
Fuck Leeds United you're down in your day
Fuck Norman Hunter and fuck Eddie Gray
Fuck Everton and fuck you Liverpool
Fuck all you Scousers cos Manchester rule

Ronaldo, van Nistelrooy play for the badest team
With Ferdinand and super Roy Keane
Silvestre and Ryan Giggs we never let them back
Dressed in red, white, and black
We don't give a damn about no one else

Fuck Peter Kenyon and Abramovich
Fuck you Mourinho you son of a bitch
Fuck Kevin Keegan and fuck Franny Lee
Fuck Steve McClaren and fuck Man City
Fuck Ars.Wenger and fuck Arsenal too
Fuck all the Cockneys we fucking hate you
Fuck Everton and fuck you Liverpool
Fuck all you Scousers cos Manchester rule

Rule rule United x4

Now I hate the Scousers and I hate Liverpool
They're fucking shite and United rule
And Chelsea who do you think you are
It's been 50 long years
It's gunna end in tears
You'll never be as big as Man United

Fuck Barcelona and fuck Real Madrid
I've loved United since I was a kid
Fuck Bayern Munich and AC Milan
Fuck Deportivo and Vasco De Gam

Fuck Kevin Keegan and fuck Brandon Lee
Fuck Steve McClaren and fuck Man City
Fuck Everton and fuck you Liverpool
Fuck all you Scousers cos Manchester rule

Rule rule United x8

on his face was the map of the world.

i'm being forced to blog about something so here i go.
:X

yay for mr tan! he is finally back to teachhh.
fantastic the way we welcomed him back. the entire class exploded into applause. he admitted he felt like the prime minister!
"YAY OUR PHYSICS NOT GONNA FAIL ANYMORE."
hip hip hooray!


if you want something, the whole world will conspire with you.
really..?